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flossy
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 01, 2007 10:50 pm    Post subject: skeleton joke Reply with quote

why didnt the skeleton go to the party ?
cos he had no-body to go with (no-body he he)
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bitterbuck1
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 5:41 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

That's a cute one Flossy! Smile
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YB
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 11:14 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

It's not the cough that carries you off... but the coffin they carry you off in Rolling Eyes
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flossy
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 23, 2007 10:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

this is a poem my mum told us years ago,

creamy creamy custard
green snot pie
all mixed together with a dead dogs eye
get a slice of bread
spread it on thick
and swallow it down
with a hot cup of sick
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bitterbuck1
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 24, 2007 1:22 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Now that is my kind of poem. Need to tell that one to my niece and nephew!
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bitterbuck1
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 24, 2007 11:24 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Flossy, does your Mum have anymore poems like this?

I have to say, it is a bit sick, but the kids loved it!
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flossy
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 24, 2007 4:17 pm    Post subject: sick joke Reply with quote

i think so, i will ask her and get back to, i am pleased they liked it Very Happy
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 24, 2007 5:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Thanks Flossy, and also thank your Mum!

The kids just squeal when we are petting one of the cats and start saying....

Cat leg stew, cat leg stew that's what we're going to do with you!

Cat leg stew, cat leg stew that's what we're going to make with you!

Anything to get a rise out of the kids! Twisted Evil Twisted Evil
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charro995



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PostPosted: Tue Jan 15, 2008 5:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

oh my god and i thought my father inlaws jokes were bad lol
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YB
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 15, 2008 10:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Welcome to the forums Charro.. They arn't THAT bad are they? Laughing
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 21, 2008 5:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

charro995 wrote:
oh my god and i thought my father inlaws jokes were bad lol


Laughing Laughing
Welcome to the forum Charro!

Would you like to share any of your father-in-laws jokes? Laughing Laughing
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dada



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PostPosted: Wed Apr 02, 2008 11:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

tell us ur joes i bet they wont b funnier than the others....... Laughing
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dada



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PostPosted: Thu Apr 03, 2008 12:03 am    Post subject: r u Reply with quote

r u goin 2 tell ur jokes Question [/code][/list][/i][/quote]
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HENUT-TEPY



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PostPosted: Sun May 29, 2011 10:27 am    Post subject: Re: skeleton joke Reply with quote

flossy wrote:
why didnt the skeleton go to the party ?
cos he had no-body to go with (no-body he he)


Good one, flossy. I know a variation to this joke:

Q: Why do ghosts hate parties?
A: Because they have no body to go with!

My son told me this joke:

Q: Why didn't the little ghost want to go to school?
A: Coz he found it dead boring!

My husband this one:

Q: What's a ghost's favourite football position?
A: Ghoulie! [pun on goalie]. Rolling Eyes
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ALEX LOCKWOOD



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PostPosted: Sun May 29, 2011 10:39 am    Post subject: Re: skeleton joke Reply with quote

flossy wrote:
why didnt the skeleton go to the party ?
cos he had no-body to go with (no-body he he)


Like it, flossy! Very Happy Boy, Henut, that's one funny family you've got;) To continue the 'bony' theme:

Death walks into a locksmiths shop one day. And asks for a copy of his skeleton key!

Now for another 'deadly' joke:

One day a ghoul when to see his doctor.
Ghoul: "Doc, how do I stop these Coffin Fits!"

Incidentally, when researching my family history, I came across a Dr Coffin, a Medical Practioner (no, seriously), in an 1853 Trade Directory... .
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