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flossy
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 25, 2007 8:09 pm    Post subject: homework Reply with quote

this is a joke my son told me, its not spooky but i thought it was funny so here it is

why did the boy eat his homework ?

cos the teacher said it was a peice of cake Laughing
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 25, 2007 9:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Laughing Cute one Flossy, does your son have anymore?

My daughter came home from school one day with this one: What floats in the air and smells like worm?

A bird fart!
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flossy
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 25, 2007 9:38 pm    Post subject: birdy Reply with quote

nice one Smile
why is the sky so high ?
so the birds dont bump thier heads
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 26, 2007 8:43 am    Post subject: wizard Reply with quote

what do you call a blind dinosaur ?
do-you-think-he-saw-us
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 26, 2007 8:46 am    Post subject: wizard Reply with quote

why was tiger looking in the tiolet ?
he was looking for pooh
why was tiger all dirty ?
he had been playing with pooh
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flossy
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 26, 2007 8:50 am    Post subject: wizard Reply with quote

why do fish swim in salt water ?
cos peper makes them sneeze
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 26, 2007 6:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Rolling Eyes
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flossy
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 26, 2007 7:57 pm    Post subject: jokes Reply with quote

you like me jokes YB Very Happy
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flossy
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 26, 2007 8:55 pm    Post subject: jokes Reply with quote

heres a couple more

what do you call a blind deer ?
no eyed deer

what do you call a blind deer that doesnt move ?
still no eyed deer

Very Happy Laughing Laughing
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YB
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 26, 2007 10:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Confused
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 08, 2007 12:52 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: Fri May 23, 2008 11:17 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

A Man Walked Into A Bar OW!!!!1 Very Happy
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PostPosted: Fri May 23, 2008 2:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

ouch, lol
hiya sophie, welcome to the forums
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YB
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PostPosted: Fri May 23, 2008 7:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Welcome to the forums Sophie..
Done that many times myself... ouch is not enough lol..
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PostPosted: Sat Oct 25, 2008 8:17 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

why were the bakers hands brown? cuz he kneaded a crap Smile sup guyz
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