The time now is Fri Jul 03, 2009 1:31 am | Log in to check your private messages View unanswered posts  Ghost forum archive Worldofghosts 24 hour chat room                           Register Some Halloween Jokes        World of Ghosts - Paranormal Forums Forum Index » spooky jokes View previous topic | View next topic   Author Message damaralenoire Joined: 19 Oct 2008 Posts: 328 Location: South Wales UK Posted: Fri Oct 31, 2008 4:26 pm    Post subject: Some Halloween Jokes Some Halloween Jokes I was sent in an email this morning Why did the vampire go to the orthodontist? To improve his bite... What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman? Frostbite... Why do witches use brooms to fly on? Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy... How do witches keep their hair in place while flying? With scare spray... What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a vampire? A fur coat that fangs around your neck... Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers? No, they eat the fingers separately... Why don't skeletons ever go out on the town? Because they don't have any body to go out with... What do ghosts add to their morning cereal? Booberries... What is a vampire's favorite sport? Casketball... What is a vampire's favorite holiday? Fangsgiving... What would a monster's psychiatrist be called? Shrinkenstein... What did one ghost say to the other ghost? "Do you believe in people?" What do you call someone who puts poison in a person's corn flakes? A cereal killer... Why do mummies have trouble keeping friends? They're so wrapped up in themselves... What kind of streets do zombies like the best? Dead ends... What does the papa ghost say to his family when driving? Fasten your sheet belts... What is a vampire's favorite mode of transportation? A blood vessel... What is a ghost's favorite mode of transportation? A scareplane... What type of dog do vampire's like the best? Bloodhounds... What is a ghoul's favorite flavor? Lemon-slime... What does a vampire never order at a restaurant? A stake sandwich... What is a skeleton's favorite musical instrument? A trombone... _________________ The music drowns me Drowns me like the under-nourished spawn Chocking on an ocean of blood Drained from the slaughtered gods But I push down the faces of the screaming men of hatred And boldy bellow F**K YOU ALL ... Back to top YB Moderator Joined: 26 Nov 2006 Posts: 1884 Location: Pennsylvania, USA Posted: Fri Oct 31, 2008 4:36 pm    Post subject: hmmmm..... _________________ www.bonanzle.com/ ... Back to top bitterbuck1 Joined: 18 Nov 2006 Posts: 2308 Location: Arizona, USA Posted: Sun Nov 02, 2008 9:10 pm    Post subject: Thanks Damara! I told these to my nephews and nieces! _________________ Every year you live, you pass the anniversary of your death. Where the Heart is Billie Letts ... Back to top damaralenoire Joined: 19 Oct 2008 Posts: 328 Location: South Wales UK Posted: Mon Nov 03, 2008 12:02 pm    Post subject: They are simple jokes but gets a chuckle all the same. lol _________________ The music drowns me Drowns me like the under-nourished spawn Chocking on an ocean of blood Drained from the slaughtered gods But I push down the faces of the screaming men of hatred And boldy bellow F**K YOU ALL ... 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