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damaralenoire



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PostPosted: Fri Oct 31, 2008 4:26 pm    Post subject: Some Halloween Jokes Reply with quote

Some Halloween Jokes I was sent in an email this morning



Why did the vampire go to the orthodontist?
To improve his bite...

What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?
Frostbite...

Why do witches use brooms to fly on?
Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy...

How do witches keep their hair in place while flying?
With scare spray...

What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a vampire?
A fur coat that fangs around your neck...

Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?
No, they eat the fingers separately...

Why don't skeletons ever go out on the town?
Because they don't have any body to go out with...

What do ghosts add to their morning cereal?
Booberries...

What is a vampire's favorite sport?
Casketball...

What is a vampire's favorite holiday?
Fangsgiving...

What would a monster's psychiatrist be called?
Shrinkenstein...

What did one ghost say to the other ghost?
"Do you believe in people?"

What do you call someone who puts poison in a person's corn flakes?
A cereal killer...

Why do mummies have trouble keeping friends?
They're so wrapped up in themselves...

What kind of streets do zombies like the best?
Dead ends...

What does the papa ghost say to his family when driving?
Fasten your sheet belts...

What is a vampire's favorite mode of transportation?
A blood vessel...

What is a ghost's favorite mode of transportation?
A scareplane...

What type of dog do vampire's like the best?
Bloodhounds...

What is a ghoul's favorite flavor?
Lemon-slime...

What does a vampire never order at a restaurant?
A stake sandwich...

What is a skeleton's favorite musical instrument?
A trombone...
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 31, 2008 4:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

hmmmm..... Wink
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 02, 2008 9:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Thanks Damara!
I told these to my nephews and nieces!
Laughing
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damaralenoire



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PostPosted: Mon Nov 03, 2008 12:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

They are simple jokes but gets a chuckle all the same. lol
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