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A_Ghost_Town



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PostPosted: Sat Feb 21, 2009 4:10 pm    Post subject: Benefits of dating a vampire: Reply with quote

Long relationships
Centuries of experience
Immune to all diseases
Always has amazing stamina
Loves neck nibbling
Rarely interested in arguing religion
Never comes home with garlic breath
Doesn't snore, sleeps like the dead
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Solstice Moon



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PostPosted: Sat Feb 21, 2009 4:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm SO glad you didn't make the obvious joke! Neutral
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 21, 2009 4:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 22, 2009 9:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Laughing Laughing
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