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koala
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 18, 2006 9:09 pm    Post subject: Two Nuns Reply with quote

Two Nuns driving down an old dusty road in transylvania, when a vampire jumps out in front of them, one nun says, QUICK, SHOW HIM YOUR CROSS!!!!
ok!


GET OUT THE WAY YOU TOOTHY OLD GIT!!!
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sadle



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PostPosted: Tue Oct 31, 2006 5:58 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Vampires and Nuns, now that is an interesting combination. Add some choir boys and milk and we will have a great story, lol.

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koala
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 31, 2006 9:35 pm    Post subject: milk? Reply with quote

choir boys and milk? why milk? thats more of an interesting combination if you ask me???

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wizard



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PostPosted: Wed Nov 01, 2006 5:31 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

lol
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julie20099



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PostPosted: Mon May 17, 2010 4:11 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I don't understand this joke?
Two peanuts were walking down a spooky road at night... One was assaulted
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cocolove



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PostPosted: Wed Nov 03, 2010 9:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

yes,that is an interesting combination for Vampires and Nuns
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cocolove



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PostPosted: Tue Nov 16, 2010 1:17 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Add some choir boys and milk and we will have a great story, lol.






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SHADOWDANCER



Joined: 26 May 2011
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PostPosted: Tue May 31, 2011 10:59 am    Post subject: Re: Two Nuns Reply with quote

Laughing Koala. Good one.

Julie, haven't you heard of Salted Nuts? The other Nuts were Unsalted... . Rolling Eyes

What's this about Milk and Choir Boys, cocolove? Am I missing something here? Wink
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thecactus



Joined: 07 Mar 2011
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PostPosted: Tue May 31, 2011 12:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

SHADOWDANCER, I think Julie is a bot - it just wants you to click on that link - Erbpachtorlando real estate for sale - the Mods should ban this sh*t Mad
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SHADOWDANCER



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PostPosted: Wed Jun 01, 2011 12:23 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

thecactus wrote:
SHADOWDANCER, I think Julie is a bot - it just wants you to click on that link - Erbpacht Orlando real estate for sale - the Mods should ban this sh*t Mad


I did click it, and came up with:

http://www.townsrealty.com/

But when I did further digging....

'Erbpacht' means "hereditary leasehold" - A German-Robot in Florida selling Houses that can Pass On? Gives you the shivers:shock:

I found more shameless Property Placement at

http://www.worldofghosts.co.uk/viewtopic.php?t=4275&highlight=

The Dave-Bot [from Canada?] also wants to

Mend Your Car
http://www.worldofghosts.co.uk/viewtopic.php?t=4272&highlight=

Clean Your Carpet
http://www.worldofghosts.co.uk/viewtopic.php?t=4276&highlight=

Sell You Kids' Toys [or maybe Sell Your Kids' Toys - a Reverse Santa (read Satan)]
http://www.worldofghosts.co.uk/viewtopic.php?t=4271&highlight=

And Help You Overcome Shyness
http://www.worldofghosts.co.uk/viewtopic.php?t=4273&highlight=

Now this is scary Not surprisingly, there have been no Takers Exclamation Wink
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ALEX LOCKWOOD



Joined: 20 Feb 2009
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 01, 2011 12:40 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

SHADOWDANCER wrote:

Now this is scary Not surprisingly, there have been no Takers Exclamation Wink [/color] [/b]


if you want 'scary' Shadow, try DB at full rant. His - 'Top 5 Ghost Hunting Mistakes':

http://www.worldofghosts.co.uk/viewtopic.php?t=4237&highlight=

You can almost see the red eyes flaring, and the foam flying as the vitriol shoots forth... . Nobody has had the nerve to respond to this demonic tirade.
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thecactus



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PostPosted: Wed Jun 01, 2011 1:22 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

SHADOWDANCER, yes dave has been a busy little bot Laughing

ALEX LOCKWOOD,
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You can almost see the red eyes flaring, and the foam flying as the vitriol shoots forth... . Nobody has had the nerve to respond to this demonic tirade.


Laughing Laughing
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