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damaralenoire
 
  
  Joined: 19 Oct 2008 Posts: 334 Location: South Wales UK
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                                 Posted: Sat Oct 25, 2008 9:38 am    Post subject:  | 
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                                Ok here is my poor attempt of humour
 
 
 
 
How can you tell if a corpse is angry ?
 
It flips its lid !
 
 
 
What do you call a ghost's mother and father ?
 
Transparents
 
 
 
 
Why are ghosts bad at telling lies ?
 
Because you can see right through them !
 
 
 
 
This woman wanted to marry a ghost.
 
I don't know what possessed her ! | 
                         
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flossy Moderator
  
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                                 Posted: Sat Oct 25, 2008 2:40 pm    Post subject:  | 
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                                lol good ones     | 
                         
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bitterbuck1 Moderator
  
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YB Moderator
  
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                                 Posted: Sun Oct 26, 2008 5:37 pm    Post subject:  | 
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                                | hmm... | 
                         
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emma
 
  
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                                 Posted: Tue Oct 28, 2008 11:46 pm    Post subject:  | 
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                                why did the chewing gum cross the road/
 
 
 
It was stuck to the chicken foot   | 
                         
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YB Moderator
  
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                                 Posted: Tue Oct 28, 2008 11:55 pm    Post subject:  | 
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flippa6
 
 
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                                 Posted: Thu Oct 30, 2008 6:47 am    Post subject:  | 
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                                why did the chicken cross the road?    my answer=to see its flat mate 
 
 
colonel sanders answer=i was there and i was about to kentucky fry it | 
                         
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