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flossy Moderator
  
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                                 Posted: Sun Mar 25, 2007 8:09 pm    Post subject: homework | 
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                                this is a joke my son told me, its not spooky but i thought it was funny so here it is 
 
 
why  did the boy eat his homework ? 
 
 
cos the teacher said it was a peice of cake     | 
                         
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bitterbuck1 Moderator
  
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                                 Posted: Sun Mar 25, 2007 9:19 pm    Post subject:  | 
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                                  Cute one Flossy, does your son have anymore?
 
 
My daughter came home from school one day with this one:   What floats in the air and smells like worm?
 
 
          A bird fart! | 
                         
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flossy Moderator
  
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                                 Posted: Sun Mar 25, 2007 9:38 pm    Post subject: birdy | 
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                                nice one    
 
why is the sky so high ?
 
so the birds dont bump thier heads | 
                         
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flossy Moderator
  
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                                 Posted: Mon Mar 26, 2007 8:43 am    Post subject: wizard | 
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                                what do you call a blind dinosaur ?
 
do-you-think-he-saw-us  | 
                         
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flossy Moderator
  
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                                 Posted: Mon Mar 26, 2007 8:46 am    Post subject: wizard | 
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                                why was tiger looking in the tiolet ?
 
he was looking for pooh 
 
why was tiger all dirty ?
 
he had been playing with pooh  | 
                         
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flossy Moderator
  
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                                 Posted: Mon Mar 26, 2007 8:50 am    Post subject: wizard | 
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                                why do fish swim in salt water ?
 
cos peper makes them sneeze  | 
                         
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YB Moderator
  
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                                 Posted: Mon Mar 26, 2007 6:28 pm    Post subject:  | 
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flossy Moderator
  
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                                 Posted: Mon Mar 26, 2007 7:57 pm    Post subject: jokes | 
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                                you like me jokes YB     | 
                         
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flossy Moderator
  
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                                 Posted: Mon Mar 26, 2007 8:55 pm    Post subject: jokes | 
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                                heres a couple more 
 
 
what do you call a blind deer ?
 
no eyed deer 
 
 
what do you call a blind deer that doesnt move ?
 
still no eyed deer 
 
 
 
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YB Moderator
  
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                                 Posted: Mon Mar 26, 2007 10:54 pm    Post subject:  | 
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bitterbuck1 Moderator
  
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                                 Posted: Fri Jun 08, 2007 12:52 am    Post subject:  | 
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sophie
 
 
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                                 Posted: Fri May 23, 2008 11:17 am    Post subject:  | 
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                                A Man Walked Into A Bar OW!!!!1   | 
                         
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flossy Moderator
  
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                                 Posted: Fri May 23, 2008 2:00 pm    Post subject:  | 
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                                ouch, lol
 
hiya sophie, welcome to the forums  | 
                         
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YB Moderator
  
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                                 Posted: Fri May 23, 2008 7:49 pm    Post subject:  | 
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                                Welcome to the forums Sophie.. 
 
Done that many times myself... ouch is not enough lol.. | 
                         
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flippa6
 
 
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                                 Posted: Sat Oct 25, 2008 8:17 am    Post subject:  | 
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                                why were the bakers hands brown?  cuz he kneaded a crap     sup guyz | 
                         
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