The time now is Tue Nov 04, 2025 1:27 am | Log in to check your private messages View unanswered posts  Ghost forum archive Worldofghosts 24 hour chat room                           Register Two Nuns        World of Ghosts - Paranormal Forums Forum Index » spooky jokes View previous topic | View next topic   Author Message koala Site Admin Joined: 12 Oct 2006 Posts: 712 Posted: Wed Oct 18, 2006 9:09 pm    Post subject: Two Nuns Two Nuns driving down an old dusty road in transylvania, when a vampire jumps out in front of them, one nun says, QUICK, SHOW HIM YOUR CROSS!!!! ok! GET OUT THE WAY YOU TOOTHY OLD GIT!!! ... Back to top sadle Joined: 27 Oct 2006 Posts: 32 Location: California Posted: Tue Oct 31, 2006 5:58 am    Post subject: Vampires and Nuns, now that is an interesting combination. Add some choir boys and milk and we will have a great story, lol. Sadle ... Back to top koala Site Admin Joined: 12 Oct 2006 Posts: 712 Posted: Tue Oct 31, 2006 9:35 pm    Post subject: milk? choir boys and milk? why milk? thats more of an interesting combination if you ask me??? koala ... Back to top wizard Joined: 27 Oct 2006 Posts: 128 Location: NoWhere Important Posted: Wed Nov 01, 2006 5:31 am    Post subject: lol ... Back to top julie20099 Joined: 15 May 2010 Posts: 57 Posted: Mon May 17, 2010 4:11 am    Post subject: I don't understand this joke? Two peanuts were walking down a spooky road at night... One was assaulted ______________________________ ... Back to top cocolove Joined: 03 Nov 2010 Posts: 11 Posted: Wed Nov 03, 2010 9:06 pm    Post subject: yes,that is an interesting combination for Vampires and Nuns ... Back to top cocolove Joined: 03 Nov 2010 Posts: 11 Posted: Tue Nov 16, 2010 1:17 am    Post subject: Add some choir boys and milk and we will have a great story, lol. __________________ ... Back to top SHADOWDANCER Joined: 26 May 2011 Posts: 61 Location: UK Posted: Tue May 31, 2011 10:59 am    Post subject: Re: Two Nuns Koala. Good one. Julie, haven't you heard of Salted Nuts? The other Nuts were Unsalted... . What's this about Milk and Choir Boys, cocolove? Am I missing something here? ... Back to top thecactus Joined: 07 Mar 2011 Posts: 3200 Location: Northern Ireland Posted: Tue May 31, 2011 12:05 pm    Post subject: SHADOWDANCER, I think Julie is a bot - it just wants you to click on that link - Erbpachtorlando real estate for sale - the Mods should ban this sh*t ... Back to top SHADOWDANCER Joined: 26 May 2011 Posts: 61 Location: UK Posted: Wed Jun 01, 2011 12:23 am    Post subject: thecactus wrote: SHADOWDANCER, I think Julie is a bot - it just wants you to click on that link - Erbpacht Orlando real estate for sale - the Mods should ban this sh*t I did click it, and came up with: http://www.townsrealty.com/ But when I did further digging.... 'Erbpacht' means "hereditary leasehold" - A German-Robot in Florida selling Houses that can Pass On? Gives you the shivers:shock: I found more shameless Property Placement at http://www.worldofghosts.co.uk/viewtopic.php?t=4275&highlight= The Dave-Bot [from Canada?] also wants to Mend Your Car http://www.worldofghosts.co.uk/viewtopic.php?t=4272&highlight= Clean Your Carpet http://www.worldofghosts.co.uk/viewtopic.php?t=4276&highlight= Sell You Kids' Toys [or maybe Sell Your Kids' Toys - a Reverse Santa (read Satan)] http://www.worldofghosts.co.uk/viewtopic.php?t=4271&highlight= And Help You Overcome Shyness http://www.worldofghosts.co.uk/viewtopic.php?t=4273&highlight= Now this is scary Not surprisingly, there have been no Takers ... Back to top ALEX LOCKWOOD Joined: 20 Feb 2009 Posts: 238 Location: UNITED KINGDOM Posted: Wed Jun 01, 2011 12:40 am    Post subject: SHADOWDANCER wrote: Now this is scary Not surprisingly, there have been no Takers [/color] [/b] if you want 'scary' Shadow, try DB at full rant. His - 'Top 5 Ghost Hunting Mistakes': http://www.worldofghosts.co.uk/viewtopic.php?t=4237&highlight= You can almost see the red eyes flaring, and the foam flying as the vitriol shoots forth... . Nobody has had the nerve to respond to this demonic tirade. ... Back to top thecactus Joined: 07 Mar 2011 Posts: 3200 Location: Northern Ireland Posted: Wed Jun 01, 2011 1:22 am    Post subject: SHADOWDANCER, yes dave has been a busy little bot ALEX LOCKWOOD, Quote: You can almost see the red eyes flaring, and the foam flying as the vitriol shoots forth... . Nobody has had the nerve to respond to this demonic tirade. ... 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